The 9 Character Traits That Short Black Men Possess

I personally stand close to 6 feet tall. Although I am not a giant negro, I am not a short bastard either. I have never had a woman tell me that she could not date me because I was too short. However, I have had  SEVERAL women tell me that they would NOT date me because I was too FUCKING UGLY. I have no problem with being ugly to women. After I give them 6 to 7 shots of Hennessy, I will start to look like the SINGER  Ginuwine to these hoes ANY DAMN WAY.

 

I know I am. Let’s get back to this damn topic. In the western world, most women PREFER Taller Men.  Black women in PARTICULAR have an affinity for taller men than other races of women. Taller Men are more likely to make more money and have more prestige. Taller men are  seen as more masculine and more sexy to Western Women. This leaves men under the height of 5 feet 10 inches playing with their balls and dicks while watching Pornhub 8 days a week. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING! You think that I watch Pornhub huh? I have never ACTUALLY went to this site; someone TOLD ME ABOUT IT.  Short men fall into the non select of sexual desirability that most women demand. Unless a short black man can achieve the status of Kevin Hart, the chances of him mating with gorgeous beautiful black women are slim to none. Thus, this leaves the average working  short black man  with two viable options: 1) Mating with Fat /Ugly Women or  2) BEING ALONE AND MISERABLE.

Due to these dire circumstances that most BLACK short men face, they equip themselves with specific personality traits to better deal with the constitutive rejection they have faced from women. These particular traits I find to be very fucking annoying and inconsiderate of these short motherfuckers. With that being said, let us go into greater detail about these 9 specific traits.

  1. SHORT BLACK MEN ARE ALWAYS ARGUMENTATIVE AND WANT TO DEBATE 

Short Black Men always  have it out to be right about EVERY FUCKING THING! I find it very difficult to have an conversation about anything pleasant without the dialogue turning into an heated discussion. Short Black Men tend to always want to make the other party look bad EVEN if that person has no quarry with them whatsoever! Will you short motherfuckers just chill out ALREADY?

 

2) SHORT BLACK MEN TALK TOO FUCKING MUCH AND LOOK FOR ATTENTION

 Black women are the biggest Attention Whores on Planet Earth. However, in a close second place comes Short BLACK MEN! Not only are short black men ARGUMENTATIVE, they RUN THEIR FUCKING MOUTH ALL THE TIME! They always OVER TALK PEOPLE and want to have their VOICE THE LOUDEST in any conversation. Please shut the fuck up already LITTLE NIGGA.

 

3) SHORT BLACK MEN ALWAYS WANT TO START A FIGHT

Short black men are always looking to prove their masculinity by starting a fight given the opportunity. Most brawls at bars or clubs are because some short fucker is trying to prove how hard he is in front of a group of women. Short black men are also the most dangerous and tend to be the most ruthless street thugs. The most violent Gang Members are the short ones!

4) SHORT BLACK MEN ALWAYS WANT TO BE THE LEADER 

Leadership typically goes to taller men in most society. However, short men really desire power and control over people. Leadership typically means that men in such roles have it much easier with regards to mating with beautiful women. Short men will work their asses off day and night to have such a chance at leadership roles.

 

5) SHORT MEN HATE TALLER MEN

Shorter Black Men typically will quarrel with Taller Black Men for no apparent reason. They will bicker and argue with these men because they see them as their road blocks with beautiful women.

6) SHORTER BLACK MEN HATE ATTRACTIVE BLACK WOMEN

Black Men who have the most negative things to say about Black Women are most likely short men. Don’t get me wrong; Black Women deserve all the negative talk that they get from Black Men. However, shorter black men will lead the charge on down talking black women. The reason that this is stems from years of being turned down and rejected.

7) SHORT BLACK MEN TEND TO BE MORE MUSCLE BOUND

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a short stocky buff nigga, I would be a billionaire. Most of the workout trainers that I see who are black men tend to be SHORT AS FUCK. Short black men workout really hard because they try to compensate for their lack of height.

 

8) SHORT BLACK  MEN ARE EXTREMELY JEALOUS

One of the reasons I think short black men are over looked is because they tend to be some of the most jealous sons of bitches on Planet Earth. Many black women have stated that they have never been stalked as much UNTIL they dated a short black MAN.

9) SHORT BLACK MAN HAVE THIS FALSE SENSE OF CONFIDENCE AND SWAG

Short Black Men tend to have this false sense of security when dealing with the General Public. They tend to be super confident and dress really well. However, short black men are really using that false confidence as a crutch to deal with being rejected by attractive Black Women.

 

Okay Bitches…I am out. This was damn near a 900 word article and my fucking wrists hurt! As you know, the BUFFOONERY IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH! 

 

#OSHAY-THE-GREAT

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