That’s right, Brothers! Due to us men willing to work the most dangerous jobs in the world, we actually do deserve more money.
Please believe the hype
Now see, according to the 2018 Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS), the facts are all laid out: We of the male species either get injured or die on the job more than any female-related occupation.
And for any angry and bitter feminists and/or wimpy simps lurking about our Negromanosphere whom doubt this, here’s the top-10 BLS listing with the most high-risk occupations in chronological order:
- Logging Workers
- Fishers and Related Fishing Workers
- Aircraft Pilots and Flight Engineers
- Refuse and Recyclable Material Collectors
- Structural Iron and Steel Workers
- Truck Drivers and Other Drivers
- Farmers, Ranchers and Agricultural Managers
- Supervisors of Construction Workers
- Grounds Maintenance Workers
Now I was hoping to find Internet Blogger-at-Large included in this hardcore group (not even in the top 100); however, there’s always next year. Right?
But what about women working in those fields
Yeah, okay, let’s put this old myth back to rest before it even rises from the grave again. Just because there’s an exception to the rule, doesn’t negate the cold facts that men have always held the most death-related positions known to man, not to woman (pun intended).
Meanwhile, just allow us masculine, straight penis owners to enjoy our accomplishments to building and maintaining this society in peace. Yes, those same historical milestones that everyone—including feminists and simpoholic dudes alike—benefit from daily.
No worries, though, ladies. I hear there’s plenty of combat jobs now open to women within all four branches of the U.S. military.
So, go get ‘em tiger. I mean tigress.
However, in the meantime, we are men; hear us roar. Or belch, depending on the time of day.
Respect the bicep
And while our respective women are clearing the dishes from the dining room table, now would be a good time to remind them to respect the bicep. Yes, every now and then we have to point out that it’s our masculine ways that attracted them to us in the first place.
Too much time spent with their no-man-having girlfriends, hours of watching mindless reality television and jumping on the hottest man-hating trend causes them to forget who wears the pants in the house and who paid for them!
And if you really want to make a silent statement before going off to work, just leave the toilet seat up (whether you used it or not). Smile directly into her eyes before kissing and slapping her butt then whisper into her ear “Now be ready for Daddy when he gets back home.”
The hell with dropping a virtual mic. You’ve just dropped the bomb on her azz!
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