The Ultimate guide to get laid like a porn star as a first timer in Africa!

For most guys out here, travelling entails 3 things- visiting tourist attractions, hitting the bars and banging as many women as there need be.

So there you are a black African male with good education-MIT educated actually and now working in one of these upcoming startups in Silicon Valley. Life is good and you want to congratulate yourself for all the hard work you’ve put in by going on a trip to Africa with one agenda and one agenda only, to FUCK!

Now have been to at least 4 countries in Africa, I can comfortably attest that the script is pretty much the same in all of them so without wasting time, let’s get into it:

The first thing you need to do is have a shit load of money saved up. Pussy is not cheap, especially premium pussy so be prepared to invest a little bit in all the chicks you will be banging during your stay. And trust me African girls are suckers for money-probably it’s because the economic situation over here is not very wanting and secondly there are not enough job opportunities going around. So the girls take an opportunity and run with it when it comes forth with some monetary value. And here is the thing; they are willing to do anything for it if you know just what I mean.

Hey, and I’m not saying they want you to buy them a house..NO..I’m just saying that you need to be that guy who has no issue popping bottles in the club alongside small tips here and there to buy shoes…make up…wigs and shit like that. Take care of that and you are in for one hell of a ride.

Also African chicks like hanging out in clicks so no need wasting time trying to holla at a whole lot of girls at the same time. Focus on one who will hook you up with the others. This is what I mean…when you walk into the club, head on to the counter and sit there. More and often the bar person knows the regulars and all the fly chicks, especially those are obviously DTF.

Ask him to send a bottle of moet to the leader of the click and then make your move. Get her in your corner and she’s the access to her equally DTF hot friends. Easy peasy I tell you!

The other thing you need to get in check is your ability to be American or wherever it is you are from. Make sure your accent is in check and so is your vibe. Make sure to name drop your city in the conversations and keep on making references to it. African chicks like that…I think all women across the world. They want to sit down over a bottle of wine after you’ve long forgotten about them and brag how they’ve been getting foreign dick.

Then most importantly, get your basics rights. Dress well, smell even better, and show up in a good car and definitely get your game right. I have seen so many foreign guys attempt to holla at women while looking like riff raffs and it always backfires on their faces. Even with a lot of colour to fly around, appearances matter a lot.

And just as a bonus, while at it make sure you use a condom rest the bitch traps you by getting pregnant and demanding to follow you to the US. Speaking of which, don’t dare share your social media accounts at all…your mum can stumble upon your pictures in one of those weird women groups on Facebook where they put on blast all the fuckboys!

 

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