1. a compulsory contribution to state revenue, levied by the government on workers’ income and business profits, or added to the cost of some goods, services, and transactions.

    synonyms: levytariffdutytoll…………………………………………….,fee;
    impose a tax on (someone or something).
    “hardware and software is taxed at 7.5 percent”
    synonyms: levy a tax on, impose a toll on, charge duty on, exact a tax on, demand a tax on; More

    In a recent article, You Tube personality and blogger Mumia Obsidian Ali took exception at my use of the term Non-Select Guy Tax or more appropriately named, “Ugly Nigga Tax.” He began by recalling an appearance I made on the Daily Roast, a show co-hosted by him and Black Female You Tuber, Renaissance Woman. He alleged that I launched a “wolverine” like assault at him over another You Tube Personality. Based on my assessments of him, he concluded that my attacks were: YOU GUESSED IT, Ad hominem!

    Of course, the reverse is true. The discussion in question was specifically about his personal antics and not about an argument concerning black male and female dating choices. A discussion which was in fact raised by him, and not by yours truly. But rather than recounting his selective memory or his world famous penchant for confirmation bias by selective misquotation of scholarly articles. Let’s address the issue shall we?

    The definition of a non-select tax is a cost levied on unattractive men for the purposes of FUCKIN! That’s right! FUCKIN! The idea being that non-select men have to compensate in some way for their lack of physical attraction for the purposes of FUCKIN (short term casual sex)! So is this true? ANSWER: YES!  But since so much emphasis is placed on empirical evidence, let’s cite some shall we?

    According to a study cited by Esquire Magazine in an article titled

    Women Are Actually Happier With Less Attractive Men

    Researchers analysed 113 recently married couples in their late twenties. Evaluators from Southern Methodist University and Florida State University rated couples by their attractiveness. The couples filed out questionnaires about their desire to stay in shape, as well as, remain attractive. The study concluded that in instances where the man was less attractive he was likely to compensate with presents, sexual favors or extra housework. AHHH! That’s just one study.

Are there others? Of course! In a study conducted between men and women measuring facial attractiveness from two age ranges: 35-50 and 51-65, researchers hypothesized that ” increased perceived power( i.e….status, wealth, social influence)  for older aged men, would partially compensate for their age-related decline in facial attractiveness.” The study went onto state that the data was consistent with this hypothesis. Translation: THE NON-SELECT TAX IS REAL!

 In reference to the question, Ali uses jingoistic catch phrases to argue that this cannot be the case because taxes are consensual in societies such as the United States. He says that any kind of tax proposal must be signed off on by the taxpayer(the people) before implementation by the public at large. This statement illustrates not only his apparent ignorance about economics, but simple American History as well. Taxation is a governmental function inherent in the operation of the state. It need not be signed off on by the people before taking effect. The first American income tax in 1861 was prompted by the American Civil War. Congress placed a flat 3-percent tax on all incomes over $800. The ” People” never signed off on this tax.

They capitulated to its execution after it was already in effect.

The 16th Amendment of the Constitution was ratified by a group of state legislators with the assistance of Secretary of State Philander C. Knox. The people were not consulted before ratification.  Ali goes on to argue that black women are not in any position of authority to impose a tax. Anyone with a modicum of common sense and basic reasoning skills would have easily concluded that the analysis was figurative, not literal.

But okay! I’ll play your game. Although there are black female congressman, the aforementioned power  is not one delegated by the people, it is one granted by biology. Women decide whether or not you get LAID!  This is a sore spot for men in general not just the so called non-select men. Inherent in the power of pussy is  the power of rejection. The inability to control a woman’s selection of who she fucks has been a fundamental source of frustration for non-select men ever since there was any such thing as an orgasm. And it is no different here. It stings even more when the issues of race and class are thrown into this bitches brew of male sexual frustration. If he is honest, and of course he won’t be, Ali is talking about this girl. (Look below)

Women who look like this usually have a highly selective sexual criteria. She does not come with a label that says open only in the event that you have intelligence or good character. Generally, women of this type sexually respond to men with a very specific body type or disposition. If you are without these characteristics, you are designated as non-select, and you want to fuck her, then the non-select tax WILL APPLY!

The power she wields is not subject to legislators on Capitol Hill. It does not require a simple or super majority. It is a simple, informal discretionary yes or no.  In the black community, women like this more times than not, tend to have illegitimate children, broken relationships with a host of baby daddies, emotional issues and financial difficulty. But even with all of her baggage, issues and drama, her sole but decisive power is the ability to deny these men an orgasmic release. When presented with this question, the response is always:

  1. They’re hoodrats!
  2. They have nothing to offer.”
  3. They are obese.
  4. They are in debt
  5. They have mental issues
  6. Multiple baby daddies etc..

So the case remains if these women are so undesirable, then who is sleeping with them? Again, let us go to the numbers shall we? A study conducted in New York City among 50 low income black women between the ages of 18-50, on the issue of promiscuous behavior, implied that black women are not the sole fuck buddies of “pookie and ray-ray.” Though the complete range of income of their male sexual partners was not fully disclosed, one participant: Juicy (so named to preserve her anonymity), had 4 as many as sex partners in the course of her dating cycle.

While her main dude was in prison. Juicy stated that:

“My number one he’s taking care my expenses as far as clothes, hair, nails, things like that. Number two, he don’t know what his money is going to but he just gives it to me. Number three, he takes care of anything that has to do with school, home, bills, things like that. Number four, that just like, pocket expenses money.  He don’t give up much. I use him for MetroCards, weed, cigarettes, whatever.”

Are we to conclude that these expenses are being sustained by niggas in lock up? On the block? Who are these men? If Pookie is in jail, then who is paying for Juicy’s hair, nails, home, bills, school etc….? Who is giving her pocket money? Answer: The same men calling her a hood rat. The same ones complaining about her promiscuity with hood niggas. The same ones complaining  about “the bastardy.” The ones threatening to leave the country. The ones complaining about price discrimination. In other words, by definition, the so called non-select men. Guys like yours truly, and the aforementioned blogger Mumia Obsidian Ali.

And while we are at it, let’s get a working definition of tax:

 a compulsory contribution to state revenue, levied by the government on workers’ income and business profits, or added to the cost of some goods, services, and transactions.

Synonymous with the word tax is the word fee. The distinction between the two words is simply a figurative use rooted in a literal meaning. It is semantics. Nothing more, nothing less. The gist of the difference is something like this: a tax can be a fee, but not every fee is a tax. Are we learning yet? Good!

So if we conclusively answer the question of what power does this kind of black woman have to enforce said non-select guy tax, it is the power of pussy. A power which these men stringently deny but secretly, according to the study above, covet.  But when the question is asked what do these black women have that the higher income wage earners want? It is what it always has been: pussy!

But what about the obesity piece Tony? The obesity! Again let us go back to the numbers…lol.

In a study conducted by the University of California’s Department of Psychology, 1,694 women were surveyed. It was concluded that for Black women, BMI (the measure of obesity) and attractiveness were not related. Furthermore, there are also studies that show black men at both high school and collegiate levels, at large, appear to be a bit more liberal when it comes to heavier shaped women. This by no means states that black men are chasing porkers. The problem is that under the BMI index, most black women would be considered obese.  BMI does not take into account curvy features such as a round ass or meaty thighs with a small waste. They are overweight. Simple as that!. This does not dispute or contradict the findings of obesity cited in subsequent CDC studies. It only speaks to the cultural adaptability of sexual attraction.

Oh how I wish I had measurements for the average black woman. WALA!!!!!! ALAS! here it is bam! And you say god damn, this is the dope jam. According to an article in the New York Times citing a 2016 report from the National Center for Health Statistics, the average height of the American woman (black, white or otherwise) is 5’4. The average weight for black women is…..drumroll please….186 lbs. This would mean that her body type is somewhat like this.

wow! A real buttahog ain’t she?

So who would want these promiscuous, overweight, in debt, emotionally damages baby mamas? Nobody! At least that is what were are told.  Black men are voting with their feet right? The above stated evidence proves that while these niggas are swearing to voting with their feet, they have already written legislation with their dicks. Of course, there are some men who are naturally getting passports for foreign destinations. But the overwhelming number of black men will still be trying to fuck her (look below).

So let me get this straight. Black men that are only interested in pussy are now asking these women what they have to offer?  Seriously?  Of course they will say submission and femininity. They expect these women to do this.

So where are we? Oh yeah! We’re back at the Non-Select Guy Tax. The shocking thing is that my alleged opponent will deny the existence of a non-select tax even when he uses for his own subjective desires. For instance, he stated that a “big girl” can get on with him subject to conditions. What does that mean? Sounds like a tax to me. Of course in his straight-jacketed reasoning, he will argue that because it’s not monetary, then it can’t be a tax. As if all costs, or fees if you chose, are monetary. The point is that these conditions are not mandatory for a girl that fits within the parameters of his own subjective sexual desires. This is the reason for the tax in the first place.

To suggest the absence of a non-select tax is to embark on a delusional race to the nether reaches of reality. It is to dangle by the thinning threads of a fragile ego while the pragmatic blade of Damocles slices away the very last vestiges of sanity. To be certain, the non-select tax is NOT compulsory. You are not required to pay it. All you have to do is walk away. But if the evidence submitted is any indication, they won’t be doing that anytime soon anyway. And for those fortunate souls that have left U.S. soil to search for a femininity bought and paid for by destitution, i’m sure that those foreign countries wish to thank you for your contribution to their TAX COFFERS!. Nobody’s safe. Everybody pays. Even if you have to get a passport to do it. NOW ADJOURN YOUR ASS!

TONY MACEO is a senior blogger at the Like and share the articles on FB…TILL NEXT TIME, I’LL HOLLA!

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